Before discussing VSD, please take the following self-quiz
below. This will determine if you might possibly have VSD.
Do you find it easier to stay up at night than to get up early
in the mornings?
Do you consume more liquids than solid foods daily?
Do you like cloudy days?
Are at least two of your teeth pointy?
Are you always cold?
Do you hiss when you are angry or threatened?Do you consume more liquids than solid foods daily?
Do you like cloudy days?
Are at least two of your teeth pointy?
Are you always cold?
If you have at least 5 out of the 6 symptoms above, you may have
VSD and should be checked by your physician.
VSD is the abbreviation for Vampiric Symptom Disorder. No, this
does not mean you are actually a vampire. This means you exhibit vampire-like
behaviors routinely. It is usually not life-threatening, but it can progress
into VBD – Vampiric Behavior Disorder. (VBD is very dangerous and should be
treated right away.)
VSD affects about 1 in 486 people. Most sufferers can go through
life with VSD and never realize they have it. Symptoms of VSD are often treated
with medication associated with other diseases or disorders, while pointy teeth
can be filed down at a dentist office.
When VSD is progressing to VBD, the patient could suffer from
additional symptoms. These include: avoiding sunlight at all costs, developing
a fetish for blood, flinching at crosses, avoiding garlic in any sustenance,
and preferring to sleep in a tight (closed in) space.
If you have any questions on your symptoms, you should speak to
a medical professional as soon as possible. Don’t let VSD suck the life out of
you!
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