First off, I would like to thank Sam
for becoming one of Dr. Carm’s newest patients. I have had only the past few
weeks to observe and treat Sam. However, after some extensive tests and
research, I have finally reached a diagnosis.
Verisimilitude
Eremita Syndrome (VES)
VES is a rare condition that
randomly displays itself amongst a variety of people. It actually has a variety
of symptoms. Below are the main symptoms; and a person would need to have 4 of
the 5 to be diagnosed with VES:
Lives in a virtual reality (or believes that they can
enter one)
Exhibits hermitlike behavior
Acquires a taste for oranges and/or bananas
Portrays compulsive and anxiety type behaviors (although
they may or may not be diagnosed with OCD—obsessive compulsive disorder—or an
anxiety disorder)
Sith-like intentions
Note: LEAP is an easy way to
remember the main symptoms of VES.
Other symptoms that can be found
among cases of VES are: the inability to become cold, having an attention span
of a goldfish, random bleeding, sporadic crying, stomach upsets, random
laughing, weird mewing sounds, and sushi eating.
Because the symptoms are not closely
related, diagnoses are hard to make. The physician must observe and ask
questions to determine the direct cause of their illness. Usually the patient
is unaware of most of their symptoms, because they believe they are normal.
However, they know something is wrong, which is why they seek medical help.
VES is a relatively new syndrome,
discovered within the past century. There is still much research being
conducted on the causes and treatments. What we do know, is:
VES is not heredity, although there
have been cases where immediate family members also have it. However, no gene
has been discovered in connection with VES. Therefore, it is believed that VES
is caused by certain conditions in one’s environment. One bold scientist has
argued that excessive video game playing can cause frontal lobe damage in the
brain. The electronic waves transmit signals to the brain’s chemistry which
alters its functions. Hence, VES appears. Others have refuted this claim,
doubting the authenticity of the research. More research is being conducted at
this time.
Regardless of whether it is nature
vs. nurture, VES affects at least 1 in 56 people in the world. The number is
argued to be higher, but VES does not always require medical attention. Many
cases are not reported or discovered.
A cure for VES is currently being
studied. Some forms of treatment that could lead to the possibility of a cure
or at least reduction in symptoms, include:
Electric shock therapy
Partial brain removal
Medication (Side effects are
abundant and not recommended for most people. Some side effects are death,
epilepsy, stroke, VES, and various forms of cancer)
People with VES should not feel
discouraged. The medical world is rapidly changing and new cures are being
discovered daily. If you believe you or a family member might have VES and
would like to discuss treatment options, please consult with your primary care
physician who can make an official diagnosis. Dr. Carm would be happy to write
a reference if needed.
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